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Grans demand to know what it says on your t-shirt  BRITAIN'S grandmothers are squinting and demanding to know what the words on your t-shirt mean.
Barbecue make man strong like bear  MAN was weak and girly and work in office where he bullied by woman, but now him strong. Him have meat. Him have barbecue.
Trump bringing bezzie mate Putin to UK  PRESIDENT Trump has invited Vladimir Putin to come with him to Britain when he visits next month because he “knew we wouldn’t mind”.
We never had all these iPhones in my day, says man glued to his f**king iPhone  A MIDDLE-AGED man has taken time out from glancing constantly at his phone to complain about the younger generation being fixated with theirs.
Five books to pretend to read while thinking about how clever you look holding a book  READING a book in a cafe, on the Tube or at the wheel of your car makes you look wise and mysterious, even if you’re just posing and not...
Man who thought he had World Cup fever actually has malaria  A MAN who diagnosed himself as having 'World Cup fever' has actually got malaria, his doctors have confirmed.
David Dimbleby refusing to ask or answer any questions for rest of life  DAVID Dimbleby has confirmed that he will not be asking or answering any questions for the rest of his life.
Fathers at sports days watching their dreams die  DADS at school sports days across the UK are watching their dreams of raising a wealthy athlete wither and die.
44-year-old pretty sure he should still be about 32  A MAN is increasingly convinced that more than 10 years of his life have somehow passed too quickly, he has revealed.
How to pretend you know about football  NOW is the time to pretend you're into football, even though the only player you know is David Beckham.
Middle class parents hire private tutor so they can show off about it  A MIDDLE class family is excited to enter the social strata of people who pay to have their children’s schoolwork done for them.
Come home now, England team told  THE England team have been told to leave the World Cup and return home as heroes before it all turns sour. 
It is necessary to cage migrant children plus we like it, explains White House  DONALD Trump's team have explained that it is necessary put migrant children in cages and also they like doing it.
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