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40-year-old man has not forgiven mum for chucking out Tracy Island  A MAN who painstakingly built a Thunderbirds Tracy Island is still pissed off with his mum for dumping it during a ‘clear out’ three years ago.
Is your sex problem middle class enough for the Guardian?  ARE you thinking about writing to the Guardian with a sexual problem but are worried it’s not middle-class enough? Read our guide.
Top five scarves to make you look like a twat  ALL scarves look stupid, but if you want really want to look like a huge twat you must choose carefully.
Rugby players worried about teammate drinking piss alone  A GROUP of rugby players are worried about a teammate after seeing him drinking a glass of warm piss on his own.
Woman with whole life ahead of her going to spend it worrying about what someone just said  A YOUNG woman whose life is bursting with possibility plans to spend the next sixty years obsessing over minor social interactions.
Daniel Craig unmanly for carrying baby, say fans unaware that Bond made quiche  JAMES Bond fans criticising Daniel Craig for carrying a baby are totally unaware that their hero cooked a quiche in A View To A Kill. 
Government delays universal credit rollout until after it has f**ked up everything else  THE government has postponed the rollout of universal credit until it can be lost among all of its other upcoming serious fuck-ups. 
Absolute weirdo wants to spend time with colleagues outside of work   A COMPLETE oddball wants to see his colleagues socially, outside of working hours, even though he’s not being paid to do so, it has emerged.
Are you quirky or just annoying?  ARE special and eccentric or just an annoying idiot? Take our test to find out.
Five idiotic Irish border solutions Brexiters will love  ARE you a Brexiter with no grasp on reality? Here are some solutions to the Irish border problem you’ll consider perfectly sensible.
Family holiday offers chance to clean up in exotic new kitchen  PARENTS of two young children are looking forward to clearing up from toddler related mayhem in unspoilt, glamorous kitchens in cities across Europe.
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