Recent News ! Latest news and headlines from : The Daily Mash - URL :
  A LABRADOR has realised that the people he thought were his parents are actually a different species.
  DO you have sex fantasies too embarrassing to admit even to yourself? Here are six blokes you’ve had unwelcome thoughts of shagging.
  DO YOU think you could live comfortably on the prime minister’s £150,000 salary? Think again. Boris Johnson explains how hard it is.
  JOE Wicks has put on eight stone since ending his daily lockdown exercise sessions and is in no way ready to start them up again.
  SO worried about others panic-buying you’ve rushed straight out to start panic-buying? Here’s some lessons from Lockdown 1 to help cause shortages and shaft others.
  THE UK’s status as officially f**king f**ked status and its leadership by total f**king f**knuts could be connected, it has emerged.
  JESUS Christ, what’s that noise? And where is it coming from? Ah, it’s the landline you’re obliged to keep in order to have broadband. But who could be ringing?
  THE UK may face a second lockdown thanks to irresponsible bastards working in offices and drinking in pubs, the government has warned.
About - Privacy & Terms -
Copyright © 2015 - Hosted on Linode