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  THE DUP have confirmed they are not content with merely f**king up the UK and Ireland, and would like to move into f**king up bigger and better countries.
  THE sane value of the vast majority of London flats is roughly £2,000, it has emerged.
  EMAIL and texting are now part of everyday life, but it’s still possible to make an arse of yourself. Here are some of the best techniques.
  A LUCKY bastard without kids was so sick he spent three uninterrupted days in bed recovering.
  EASTENDERS star Danny Dyer has let his guard down and dropped the whole Cockney pretence at a dinner party with friends.
  THE prime minister has two choices. To edge down the narrow pathway to a Brexit deal, or to commit an act of self-abuse that will ruin...
  CHANGING a duvet cover is complicated, but can alcohol make it easier? Try with our step-by-step guide.
  RESIDENTS of houses with storage heaters have begun yet another doomed attempt to find out how, or if, they work.
  A MIDDLE-CLASS boy has been told he can grow up to be whatever he wants to be, as long as it earns at least six figures.
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