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Are you thick or are the schools having a f**king laugh? Take our quiz
THE return of homeschooling has once again seen educated, high-earning professionals wondering if they are actually shit-thick. Take our quiz and find out.
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Britain begins 500-year isolation from the rest of the world
THE UK has begun a period of isolation from the rest of the world that is expected to last until approximately the year 2621.
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The best foods to buy to throw away
DOING your online supermarket shop? It’s your duty as a consumer to buy all these foods that satisfy your aspirations but you won’t eat.
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Couple gets puppy so they will never have sex again
A COUPLE have bought a puppy so they finally have a legitimate excuse for giving up sex completely.
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