● Are you thick or are the schools having a f**king laugh? Take our quiz THE return of homeschooling has once again seen educated, high-earning professionals wondering if they are actually shit-thick. Take our quiz and find out.
● Britain begins 500-year isolation from the rest of the world THE UK has begun a period of isolation from the rest of the world that is expected to last until approximately the year 2621.
● The best foods to buy to throw away DOING your online supermarket shop? It’s your duty as a consumer to buy all these foods that satisfy your aspirations but you won’t eat.
● Couple gets puppy so they will never have sex again A COUPLE have bought a puppy so they finally have a legitimate excuse for giving up sex completely.