Australians who grew up in the '90s, you've already fastened your cowrie shell necklace ready to spew Opinions on this one. Everyone else, meet Heartbreak High. Netflix has dropped its trailer for the remake of the iconic '90s Australian teen show, where seven seasons ofTV Hits-endorsed crushes roamed the fictional Hartley High — we're talkin' rollerblading, eyebrow-pierced class clown Drazic (Callan Mulvey), eternally-awesome rebel Katerina (Ada Nicodemu), no-nonsense Anita (Lara Cox), and OG protagonist Nick (Alex Dimitriades). In the 2022 version, created by Hannah Carroll Chapman alongside original creators Ben Gannon and Michael Jenkins, we meet the rebellious Amerie (Ayesha Madon), who inexplicably draws a chart of all the year's hookups on a secret mural map that gets discovered — it's like the Burn Book fromMean Girls. She ends up hated by the school, with no friends but her besties Quinn (Chloe Hayden) and Darren (James Majoos). Meanwhile, in a sto ..