What if Jesus were a Tory? 17 biblical epics

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As we move into Eastertide, our thoughts may well be turning to spiritual and theological matters – they’re not, though; they’re turning to ruinously expensive chocolate and roast dinner. We’re also turning our attention to how Jesus might have behaved, had he been one of the worst kind of Tories; you know the kind we […] The post What if Jesus were a Tory? 17 biblical epics appeared first onThe
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